A joke my friend made that I found really funny.

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Joe: I was just working on the distributedChecker script and I was like "I wonder why this thing is slow" and then I thought "oh yeah Kevin said 'dude what are you doing using persistent queues, that’s slowing it wayyyyy down. Gotta use non-persistent queues so everything’s in memory".

Then I thought "wait what? how did he know"

And then I realized that you had said that in my dream last night.	

Kevin: jesus. that's some next level rubber-duck programming