Statuses to post: Just remember everyone: if you were a food, I'd eat you. Your worth is directly proportional to the number of likes on your statuses. All right, I'm finally coming out of the closet on this one: what's the deal with sock puppets? I mean, seriously? I just don't understand why anyone finds those things appealing. If you disagree, post a comment below. I want to argue. I’m just a baby girl trying to make it in this big big world.