A set of proposed guidelines to allow me to buy and play a violent video game on the living TV on the family Wii.

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Whenever Dad is present in eyeshot of the T.V. I will play a different game. If dad is in his office I will keep the volume low and respectable. I will only use the combined light gun to point at the TV never at other people (even though it’s harmless). I will never play the game with younger children around. If I’ve been playing for more than an hour and a half and Julianna would like to play I must seize and desist immediately. If I get any complaints about the game regarding violence, or language, the objector has the right to preform these same acts upon me.